Title: wish you were here
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Word Count: 5,300
Pairing: Alex/Neal/Peter, established Alex/Elizabeth/Neal/Peter
Warnings/Content: Spanking, threesomes and foursomes, D/s, double penetration, marathon sex, masturbation.
Notes: This was written for surreal_44  who made a very generous donation to help_midwest (a really really long time ( Read more... )

 Oh my GAAAAWD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

THAT MOVIE WAS SO GOOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

IT IS EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE ABOUT ACTION MOVIES AND ALSO SLASH ALL IN ONE MOVIE. WITH BONUS PICK-UP LINES AND SUBMARINES.

( THERE IS A LOT OF SQUEE HERE. )

Dear The Job Interview I Just Had,

You were awkward. Why did we spend so long talking about cats? I'm a dog person.

...maybe that's why it was awkward. Also, hypothetical questions about how I would answer questions that I don't know the answers to because I haven't been through training are mean. And you can tell your scribbly-therapist's-notepad ( Read more... )

 Poll #xxxx V. IMPORTANT RESEARCH FOR MY ARTPoll V. IMPORTANT RESEARCH FOR MY ART
I am very sleepy today. But I just bought coffee. My chocolate is so caffienated...seriously, tho, I want to get my last Sweet Charity fic and Kink Bingo done today.

*gets down to business*

*starts singing Flight of the Conchords*

IT'S BUSINESS - IT'S BUSINESS TIME! You know how I know? Because it's ( Read more... )

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